Tag Archives: Cleveland Browns

Not MOCKing Anyone… Seriously, We’re Not!

Anyone that knows me knows that I don’t watch much college sports. Because of this, I never go into detail about the NFL draft and don’t have much insight into the draft other than what the media jams down all of our throats. Even though I don’t know much about the NFL draft, I have […]

Trust Haslam Like You Would Trust a Crime Family Head

February 11, 2014 10:04am. This is the exact date and time that my buddy Quinn sent me a text message. It said “Haslam is like Donald Trumping all over the place.” Yeah, I have some pretty funny friends. Not sure why we haven’t gotten our own sketch comedy show yet. Anyway… back to the news. […]

Mediocre is Great!!!

This past offseason, the Cleveland Browns had 18 free agents. There were a few players that you could have made the argument that should have been re-signed by the team. Among them are Phil Dawson (second all-time leading scorer in team history), Ben Watson (literally a football genius), and Josh Cribbs (the best return man […]

Browns Are In the (Not So) Super Bowl

So, it’s Tuesday, February 4th, 2014. It has been almost 48 hours since the Seattle Seahawks hoisted the Vince Lombardi Trophy as the champions of Super Bowl XLVIII (48). This Super Bowl featured the #1 offense in the Denver Broncos vs. the #1 Defense in the Seattle Seahawks. Going into it, you would have thought […]

John Elway: Horse

This coming Sunday, the Denver Broncos will be playing in their 7th Super Bowl in team history. The Broncos’ record in the Super Bowl is 2-4. The second win on January 31, 1999 ended with John Elway winning the Super Bowl MVP by throwing for 336 yards, 1 Passing TD, and 1 rushing TD. That […]

A Young Addict’s Perspective

I grew up in Lakewood, Ohio (right on the border of Cleveland proper). At the age of 4, my parents started allowing me to dabble with something very dangerous. I remember sitting in front of my parents’ 19″ television with the bunny ears adjusted just so in order to get a crisp image on the screen. […]